I've gotten five paper cuts over the past week. Five. Two of them are right next to each other on top of a cuticle, two are on my knuckles, and one is in the bend of a pinky.  How is it that I can go weeks or months without getting a paper cut, and then, out of nowhere, it's like I've been working in a paper factory? 

Anyway, How Clean Is Your House?: US! I'd love to meet those ladies. 

Oh, and fyi, you can download books on podcasts on iTunes for free! Lit2Go is a good source if you're looking for books you read in school.